Last Saturday was Baz’s 21st. A bunch of his uni friends and Nerd Con went on a road trip down to Picton Kart Track for a hot and sweaty afternoon of adrenalin-pumping go-kart action.
In typical NC style, we (minus Baz of course) met up beforehand at Chap’s place to put some ‘finishing touches’ on the NC speech and presentation. That was fun, and needless to say we didn’t get much work done at all. Moo then drove Alex, Chap and I down to Picton after we skipped lunch (since we were working so hard). Chap peeved off the GPS lady (the GPS with a female voice, since Vince a week back on the way back from Canberra wanted to hear what it was like) and took his own route which eventually got us there anyway. We were counting on passing at least Maccas or something on the freeway down to Picton, but were met with nothing but empty stomachs upon arrival at the go-kart track.
So we looked around desperately for food. The food counter at the track had a total of 3 mature-looking meat pies sitting in one of those small bar ovens, so we asked the counter lady where the nearest fast food joint was. 10 minutes down the road she said, and gave us directions. So we drove and drove and probably took a few wrong turns, but ended up in Picton town with no KFC in sight. We asked a couple but apparently they were just visiting too, so then we asked a guy in a car shop about KFC. Apparently it was in the next town, Tahmoor, so we drove down there, got drive-through KFC, got ripped off 2 regular chips, drove back through the drive-through, complained, got our 2 regular chips, and then arrived back at the track 10 minutes late.
Thankfully Baz predicted the tardiness of his friends and nominated a starting time that had lots of leeway. After signing a waiver which basically eliminated any possibility of a law suit, we watched a dodgy home-made safety video, a la the safety information message on planes. No life jackets though. Instead, those who didn’t have long sleeves (sleeves, not pants - weird!) had to wear the kart’s less-than-fashionable overalls in the sweltering heat. A heavy helmet topped off the racing costume, and we were good to go. The track was a decent size, all outdoors though. There was an evil hairpin turn with 2 feet of gravel to get stuck in if you didn’t do it right. Unfortunately there was a huge hill straight after the turn, so after coming to a near-standstill to make the turn without getting bogged down in gravel, the push up the hill was taxing for the kart to say the least. Okay maybe my mass had something to do with that too.
We had 10 minutes of practice/qualifying and then 20 minutes of race. Smok and I were the only NC to be slow enough to find ourselves in the second race. Kao and Khaled won the races, and Xing got the Most Cautious Driver trophy (again). Too bad the birthday boy didn’t win - the other two just wanted it more.
After karting it was back to Sydney for Chinese new year dinner with family. Kao and I went back to our respective families to have dinner, albeit 1.5 hours late because of the late gokart start.
After dinner and a bit of TV, it was back to Baz’s place for the rest of the night. Again in typical NC fashion, we spent another hour working on the presentation (while his uni friends sat downstairs and played a very loud Ming Mang Mong), and we finally started the speeches at around 10:30. It went pretty well though, and Baz seemed pretty pleased with it all. Quite a few Baz quirks and forgotten memories were mentioned, and his sister even came to listen. Then it was food (and lots of it! but stay away from Mozart chocolates) and video games (Time Crisis 3 on PS2 with a gun and basically unlimited credits is mad) and even driveway cricket until the wee hours of the morning.
Happy belated 21st Mr Baz! Hope you had lots of fun. Thanks for the memories! (And for being our elephant memory man).